I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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