dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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