I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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