susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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