This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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