Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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