you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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