i permit you to call me
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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