Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
