he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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