apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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