If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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