gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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