did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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