I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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