He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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