My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
only you would photoshop your dick
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
No...this little piggys going to the bar
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
My dad is sitting where you rode me
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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