think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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