Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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