So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Randomize
