Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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