he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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