There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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