Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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