He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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