Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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