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(443): View more from Maryland

So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.

(443): View more from Maryland

It breaks. We fall.

(443): View more from Maryland

I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?

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(858): View more from California

she takes plan B like it's going out of style

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down

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(248): View more from Michigan

You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno

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(702): View more from Nevada

Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool

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