You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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