that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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