$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
you never un-have a 4some
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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