Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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