This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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