Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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