I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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