he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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