did you get engaged???
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
