Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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