margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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