super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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