i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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