I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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