good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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