I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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