so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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