i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Dicks are not precious.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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