That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
its not stalking. its research.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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