awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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