You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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