You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
