belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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