It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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