would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
