Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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