Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
