at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
As shirtless as possible
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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