i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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