Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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